swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no